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maa kint adrii 3an ash-shuurbah.

One afternoon, we were talking about food and our childhood cooking disasters (he got grounded for not clearing up an exploding pot, I for setting fire to a tissue box, etc.) when he suddenly said:

"When I was fifteen, I had a signature dish - cream of mushroom soup."

I was surprised, this was news to me. 

"Hang on a minute," I said, "I've never tried your famous soup ... and I happen to be waayid yuu3aanah at the moment."

It took a couple of hours to make, and the precious scents wafting from the kitchen almost drove me insane.

"jaahzah?" I asked every few minutes, peeking into the kitchen for a glimpse of ash-shuurbah.

"ba3d shwayah," was the eternal reply.

When it finally appeared on the table, the "signature dish" was ladhiidh even fifteen years later. 

"Did you like it?" he asked.

"I loved it, thank you! as-sufrah daaymah!"

Which literally translates to "your dining area - forever."


ما كنت ادري عن الشوربة
maa kint adrii ash-shuurbahI didn’t know about the soup
وايد يوعانة
waayid yuu3aan(ah)Very hungry (m/f)
هي جازة؟
ihiya jaahzahIs it (f) ready?
بعد شوية
ba3d shwayahIn a while
لذيذ(ة)
ladhiidh(ah)Delicious (m/f)

khilaal


Audio with Theyab's pronunciation




One evening, I invite Theyab to a concert. His face falls when I tell him it's a performance of Georges Bizet's Carmen.  

"ta3aal, it'll only be for one hour, muu akthar! allaah ykhallii-k! And who knows, maybe you'll enjoy it?"

He gives me the Look of Death. For the most part, maa ta3jib-ah these events but he keeps an open mind. I also know that if he comes equipped with a Nintendo 3DS, iPhone and tablet, kil-ah yikuun zayn.

wi9al-naa at the rather kashkhah venue - Picasso and Miró's old drawing school. As the lights dim, Theyab points to a member of the front row.
"Is that a midget or a kid?" he asks in a whisper, but a Theyab-whisper,
which is actually quite 3aalii.

"Shhhhhh," somebody hisses. 

During the first piece, he looks at his phone. khilaal the next one, I glance sideways and see that he's out-and-out snoring. So much for the open mind. As the third piece begins, suddenly I get a nudge in the ribs. Theyab is awake now, wide-eyed and brimming with excitement.

"No way, they're playing the theme tune from The Aristocrats!"


تعال
ta3aal
Come on (to a male)
مو اكثر
muu akthar
Not more
الله يخليك
allaah ykhallii-k
Pleeeeease!
ما تعجبه
maa ta3jib-ah
He does not like
كلة يكون زين
kil-ah yikuun zayn
Everything will be fine
وصلنا
wi9al-naa
We arrive
عالي
3aalii
Loud
خلال
khilaal
During

makwit-ii


Audio with Theyab's pronunciation


Today's phrase is a double-edged sword. Say ikhidh-ay raa7-tich to any woman between the age of adolescence and retirement and you may as well begin that jigsaw puzzle that you've been putting off.

So "ikhidh raa7-tik" means "take your time" as said to a man, “ikhidhay raa7-tich” to a woman.

This phrase certainly comes in handy when the following crops up:

"Shall I try on this dress? Or shall akhidh this nafnuuf instead?"

"What about al-nafnuuf al-azrag?"

"shraay-ik b-hadhaa al-akh’6ar?"

"Does maqwit-ii look kabiirah in this?"

"Should I try any of them on?"

"maa 3nd-ik maani3 tan6ir-ii shwayah ba3d?"



اخذ! اخذي!
ikhidh! ikhidhay!Take (>m/>f)!
اخذي راحتچ!
ikhidhay raa7-tich!Take your time (>f)
النفنوف
an-nafnuufThe dress
الازرق
al-azragThe blue one (m)
شرايك
shraay-ik?What do you think? (>m)
بهذا
b-hadhaaAbout
الأخظر
al-akh'6arThe green one (m)
مكوتي
maqwit-iiMy bum
كبيرة
kabiirahBig (f)
عندي مانع
3ind-ik maani3Do you mind? (>m)
تنطرني شوية بعد
tan6ir-ii shwayah ba3dYou'll wait for me a little longer?

shar6



Audio with Theyab's pronunciation






Women on average take six months longer than men to get ready. This can readily lead to bargaining of the most heinous calibre.

"an6ir-ich," he says, all innocently. I'll wait for you.

"Are you sure?" she replies, trying on ten different pairs of earrings.

"I'm sure, muu mushkillah." Then the devilish grin appears. "But... b-shar6 waa7id..."



مو مشكلة
muu mushkillahNo problem
بس
basBut
بشرط واحد
b-shar6 waa7idOn one condition

3a6-nii iyaah

Audio with Theyab's pronunciation























This past weekend, we went to the 7ammaam as-sibaa7ah. The receptionist gave us the stink eye as we ambled in. "Don't you know yissakr ba3d thalaathiin dagiigah?" Oh, nisay-naa. Weekend times.

We trudged to the dismal-looking ma63am in the complex.


"shinuu 3ndi-hum akil hinii?" I mumble.

He shrugs. "maadrii."

"Do you mind ordering me something healthy, idhaa kaan mumkin?"

"Sure, ayiib-lich iyaah," he replies.

He brings me burger and fries. Perfect.


"Thanks, 3a6-nii iyaah," I say.

"This is maal-lii. Yours is on its way."

"shinuu?"

Now the stink-eye receptionist is coming over, with a tray.

Did she have every job?

"tfa’6al-ay," she says, putting a cup of green juice on the table.


"shinuu hadhaa?" I ask, dumbfounded.

"You asked for something healthy. Clearly we don't offer anything like that, so I put the leftovers of my Sultan Center Caesar Salad in a blender," she replied breezily. "I would have gone to the supermarket to get ingredients, but it's far away, and, well ... maa-lii khulg."



حمام السباحة
7ammaam as-sibaa7ahSwimming pool
يسكر
yissakrIt closes
بعد ثلاثين دقيقة
ba3d thalaathiin daagiigahIn 30 minutes
نسينا
nisay-naaWe forgot
مطعم
ma63amRestaurant
شنو عندهم اكل هني
shinuu 3ndi-hum akil hinii?What’s there to eat here?
مادري
maadrii I don’t know
اذا كان ممكن
idhaa kaan mumkinIf it’s possible
ايبلچ إياه
ayiib-lich iyahI’ll bring it (m) to you (f)
عطني إياه
3a6-nii iyahGive it (m) to me
مالي
maal-liiMine
مالي خلق
maa-lii khulgI can't be bothered
 تفظلي
tfa'6al-ayThere you go (>f)
شنو هذا؟
shinuu hadhaa?What’s that?